Sunday, November 21, 2010

Pope Say What?!?

Certainly, a gay prostitute is not using a condom for birth control so that is simply irrelevant. On the other hand, homosexual sex is unnatural, degrading, and mortally sinful. Can using a condom out of concern for transmitting AIDS make it less sinful? I think I understand the point that it might signal an awakening sense in the sinner of concern for the partner in sin; but what kind of concern is it when one is in the act of buggery?

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There has been a lot of talk lately about what the Pope has said about condoms. News outlets are going crazy! The Pontiff is not easing up on the church's hard stance on contraception. In the Pope's new book, Light of the World: The Pope, the Church, and the Sign of the Times, he has simply discussed the fact that condoms could be helpful in stopping the spread of disease. Now attention Liberals, Conservatives, Ultra-Conservatives, and anyone else who either thinks A) the Pope has decided to remix the church and shake up the big V ( as in vatican-gosh) and is down with that or B) Thinking of trying to overthrow the Pope while waving anti-gay and abortion signs. If you fall into any of the above categories and have chosen to speak out about it, blog about it, tweet about it, etc. Put your hands back in your pants !

There is nothing to be done, nothing is changing, the world is not going to topple over. There simply is a Pope who exists that believes that the world is changing, and in order to prevent harder times ahead some of the old doctrine needs to be explained in a new light. That is all.

I promise you, card-caring ultra religious catholic types, that you religion will be remained unharmed. Well for now anyways.

So read up, but only smart comments please.

One more thing, was the word buggery really used?

Ciao for now,

P.s. none of this affects me in my current Jew status.

P.p.s As usual, if I have offended you... well.... it happens.

P.p.p.s (?) This does not mean you should not voice your opions, but stay off the attack mode. And remember saying things to hear your own voice, or to see your name attached to a blog post in which both the words 'Pope" and 'condoms' are used ( which is the reason for me writing this post- looks good right?) is just not always a good idea.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Opinion: Silly Bandz

Let's talk about these Silly Bandz. They are a sensation that is sweeping the nation. Filling the arms of children everywhere.

But wait! It is not just children who are choosing to dawn these rubber bracelets(?), the older crowd is eating them up as well.

No matter where I turn, the playground, Starbucks, nightclubs, the rubber discombobulated shapes in florescent colors are gleaming at me from the wrists of unknowing victims of a trend.

A trend, may I add, that is not cheap. Each pack averages at $4.99. For what? So you can take the rubber pieces off your hand and BOOM! A puppy shape is in your hand?

Most people do not even take them off, so what is the point really?

Why is it that arms everywhere are being overpopulated by these Silly Bandz.
I am jealous. I wish I was smart enough to come up with such an idea and rip people off of all ages.( I guess I will get the next one)

Here is what I know; I am not jumping on the Silly Bandz bandwagon until they come in phallic symbols.

Ciao for now,

p.s. Confession: I am wearing three silly bandz right now, but only because they are Dora the Explorer, her monkey friend Boots, and Patrick from Spongebob. They are stars, so I made an exception.

Yup Another One About Sarah Palin

So I set my DVR to record all of "Sarah Palin's Alaska"

I have not watched it yet because, well I haven't gotten the chance. But the excitement is rushing through me. I honestly can not wait.

This show is going to be hilarious. There is no way it can't be. Is there? No I just don't think so.

I can't wait to write about it after I watch it. Oooo it is gonna be good.

Okay I will be sure to keep my laptop handy, as I watch, and fill you in on how it is going.

Ciao for now,

Saturday, November 13, 2010

You Made Me Wait Too Long, But I Forgive You

For those of you who watch Psych...

Jules and Shawn together at last. I have waited through four and a half long seasons for this. Every episode they are right on the brink and then it just falls down the cliff. Talk about frustration, eh?

But on this past week's episode "Extradition II" , Shawn and Jules finally get together. She ditches the guy who will always be Richard from Lost and follows her heart right to Shawn. I didn't really pay attention to the episode because I was just biting my nails at the build-up, but I remember the ending. Shawn and Jules get to the epic make-out session. It keeps getting interrupted but they keep going ! As they should !!

Thank you USA, I have waited so long for this and now I can continue to watch Psych happily without twitching every time Jules and Shawn end up in the same room two inches away from each other, face-to-face, and then NOTHING happens.

Ahhhhhh...... tha is the sound of relief.

Now all I am waiting on is Jill and Cal in Lie To Me.

Let's make it happen!!

Ciao for now,

Friday, November 12, 2010

Opinion: PDA

Usually I take things off the internet and give my opinion, tonight, I am going to mic=x it up and just give it to ya straight ( but not in public)

Public Displays of Affection: Don't like them. Most sane people do not enjoy watching PDA. And if you do then read the "sane people" part over again. I am highly against PDA. So much so, that if I ever ran fr President it would be part of my platform to make PDA illegal. Sounds harsh, but I am dead serious.

You want to hold hands, fine. You want to steal a small peck, fine. You want to grope eachother in isle 7, NOT FINE!. Come on, there is no need for everyone to know what you are feeling below the belt. We get it! You want some action, well grab that KY and wait till you get home. I promise you will live!

The other day I was on the bus, minding my own business. Some couple, probably mid-twenties, sits across from me. They are just sitting and talking. Ten minutes later they are have a make-out session right before my very eyes. I glance at the small child sitting my left and wonder what he is thinking-can't be any better than what I am. Have they no courtesy?

PDA is probably one of my biggest pet peeves. Sometimes when I meet new people I feel like saying "Hey, my name is Daniella, I don't like PDA" just so they get it.

If you agree with me, then thank you. If not, well there is not much I can do other then tell you other then close your eyes and picture two people vigorously groping each other while you are trying to eat your tuna sandwich. Now try to keep that down.

I have one thing left to say. Get a room!!

Ciao for now,

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Um, So Government, Can We Eat Domino's or Not?

And Dairy Management, which has made cheese its cause, is not a private business consultant. It is a marketing creation of the U.S. Department of Agriculture - the same agency at the center of a federal anti-obesity drive that discourages over-consumption of some of the very foods Dairy Management is vigorously promoting.- The Charlotte Observer

Yeah, Yeah, this makes perfect sense.
I just want to get the fact straight here. Domino's the pizza chain was loosing money, they had the worse pizza! So what happens? Someone steps in and helps them out. How? Well they help Domino's make better pizzas with MORE cheese. Makes sense, right?

Well a slice of Domino's new
scrumptious pizza has 2/3 of the maximum amount of fat a person should consume in a day. WOW. And Dairy management is responsible for helping out. And you know whose brain child Dairy Management is? You got it ! The U.S. Department of Agriculture. And you know what they are against? OBESITY!

Domino's new pizza according to the Charlotte Observer has
"six cheeses on top and two more in the crust"

Well that doesn't sound like "
moderation and with attention to portion size" which the Department of Agriculture said "can fit into a low-fat, healthy diet".

Someone has gotten themselves involved in a little mix-up.

Hmm, I wonder what Michelle Obama will have to say about this? While your waiting kick-back with a sloce of pizza and watch this heartfelt video

Ciao for now,

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Oh Disney, What Have You Done

Demi Lavato punched a girl !!

Oh, you remember her. The sweet underdog who appeared in Camp Rock. The sweet girl entered the Disney seen with all good intentions I am sure. True, she might have had some not so proper intentions toward Joe Jonas, but all in good fun.

But Demi has officially lost her good-girl appeal by punching a back-up dancer. Alex Welch received a pretty intense shiner. Demi admits that she was wrong and left the tour to go seek some help- anger management?

But look what Disney does to little girls? Just look at Miley Cyrus, she starred on Disney and now she just "Can't be Tamed".

I thought Disney was supposed to be kid friendly and teach good lessons to teeny-boppers? What is happening?

Oh Demi, you have let all the pre-teen starlet wannabees down. Is there treatment for that burden?

Ciao for now,

Sunday, October 31, 2010

No, Sarah, That Really Won't Be Necessary

If the country needed me — and I'm not saying that the country does and that the country would ever necessarily want to choose me over anyone else, but I would be willing to make the sacrifices if need be for America. - Sarah Palin

Now, I must say that I am not a Liberal -of any kind- or a conservative- of any kind. I have been strong on voting by candidate. I am liberal when it comes to social issues and I am conservative when it comes to other issues and I am moderate on further issues. What I am trying to say that the following words do not come from my political leanings. No, they come from my brain.

SARAH PALIN, America will never need that types of sacrifice! Never! Now she wants to run around and her own TLC show, fine. She wants to cheer her teeny-bopper mama daughter on Dancing with the Stars, fine. You want to get on television and run your mouth, less fine, but okay. But never, never, ever, ever ever will it be okay, under any circumstance, for you to run for president!

America will never need that. Not in good times, and not in despair. I am sorry tuts, but president just ain't your calling. I am not saying I love Obama, because I don't. I don't really like him all that much, but I'd rather him keep the chair in the Oval Office warm, than you be there.

So the only sacrifice, I and the people of the United States of America, would ask you to make is to stop saying "Dog Gonnit" ( excuse the spelling) and simmer down. And, most importantly, never ever follow your political dreams. Did I say never ever? NEVER EVER !

Please and Thank You.

Ciao for now,

Thursday, October 28, 2010

I Can Be Sexy Too

Who was it that started associating Halloween with slut?

I mean it starts out that when your little you go as a princess, or Dorothy, or a bummble bee, maybe a cookie? Then you grow up and its sluty princess, whory Dorothy, skanked out bumble bee, and Bite me, cookie.

Check out the top ten sexy costumes of 2010 posted on

They are not sexy costumes, they are just sluted-up uniforms. Ooh I'll put out your fire ;)

I want to see some creativity. Where are the costumes that tell me girls still have some self-worth left? Or that there are brains floating up around in that head?

Any Office fans out there? You know when Jim comes in with three black dots on his shirt and says he is " 3 hole punch Jim" that's creative.
We can't all be that cool, but try people.

Wanna be a firefighter ladies? Put on the uniform; the big pants, big jacket, suspenders, etc. and own it!!

Ciao for now,

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Glee: You Never Cease to Amaze Me...

But more importantly, John Stamos....

Glee this week was amazing. I, being a devoted and loyal Rock Horror Picture Show fan, was elated to find out that Glee was going to make an episode out of it.

Glee is the sensation that is sweeping the nation and it just keeps getting better.

The Glee staff really outdid themselves this time. In one episode we had Rocky, Mr. Shu shirtless, and let's not forget... JOHN STAMOS.

I have been waiting for him to sing a number and watch him dance around. Him singing Hot Patootie was ...was... simply magnificent. It brought me right back to the Uncle Jesse days.

Glee writers, producers and who ever else helps make this show, if you are reading... I want Mr. Shu without a shirt more often and more John Stamos numbers. Thank you in advance.

Ciao for now,

Here's A Story Bout How My Life Got Twisted Upside Down

- Well actually it is a story of how this blog has come to be.

For those of you who follow my other blog Chronicles of A College Girl , thank you for being devoted readers anc checking out my new project.

For those of you who have happened to stumble upon Coffee & The Insomniac in the wee hours of the night ( morning?) WELCOME!

This here is something new. I have plenty of space to talk about myself- and boy do I take advantage of it- but this is going to be about everything else.

This is my commentator blog. I will post and comment on things I find, thing I stumble upon, things people tell me about, and whatever else crosses my path.

I can't wait to see how it works out !

And please, please, engage in discussion ! Agree with me? Tell me! Disagree with me? Tell me !!
Let's have at it !

Ciao for now,